What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Goldfinger

What is the rudest/meanest thing a family member has said to you?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Dr No

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Is Matt Gaetz qualified to be Attorney General of the United States?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Ah so!”

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A View to a Kill

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

From Russia With Love

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Octopussy

Is Beehiiv better than Substack?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Moonraker

Live and Let Die

Why are black people seen as scary or a threat to some people?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Diamonds Are Forever

Have you ever had sex with sisters?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-J W Pepper

-All the bad guys are black.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

You Only Live Twice

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.